In this hilariously wacky and fantastical picture book from Christine Roussey, illustrator of the mega-bestselling In My Heart, you WON’T hear yet another unicorn story . . . fine, unless you insist!

I know what you’re thinking. But don’t worry, I’m not going to tell you another unicorn story!

Nothing about a magical horse with a neon pink mane, galloping through an extraordinary world full of wonder. I definitely won’t tell you about the miraculous Fountain of Joy or the rainbow poops as fluffy as whipped cream. And I promise not to say a word about any mischievous gnomes named Nestor.

You insist? Pfff, fine, all right . . .

Full of self-aware humor and delightful ridiculousness at every turn, this is a unicorn tale unlike any other.