The world is full of furry little assholes, and this book proves it. With adorable art showcasing the most annoying and surprising offenses of creatures great and small (think: adorable penguin luring an unsuspecting baby penguin into a white van), this humor-laden gift book exposes the dark underbelly of the animal kingdom in the most delightful way. Readers will enjoy this illustrated rap sheet of petulant animal behaviors from a very judgy human perspective. Isn’t it time we held nature’s biggest f*ckwads accountable? We’re looking at you, bullying dolphins, cliquey flamingos, flex-happy kangaroos (we get it–you’re strong), creepy cuttlefish, grudge-holding crows, and penis-fencing worms.