Meet Saturn, your planetary life disrupter. Here is a comprehensive guide to plan for your Saturn Return—a period that marks your astrological coming of age—filled with humor, pop culture, and cosmic unrest. You know how everything can go haywire when you’re 29? Well, it's not your fault—it's the Cosmos. You've reached an age when big—not necessarily bad—changes are inevitable for everyone, thanks to the cosmic destroyer that is Saturn. Astrologers have a buzzworthy name for this timely phenomenon: Saturn Return (a.k.a. when Saturn returns to the same position in the sky where it was when you were born, roughly at ages 30, 60, and 90). Fortunately for those experiencing the titular tumultuous time, this book is your go-to guide to navigate these milestone celestial movements, covering everything to expect ~when Saturn returns~ for each zodiac sign and how best to prepare. You don’t even need to be in your Saturn Return to feel the impact of the iron planet. When Saturn Returns also covers what to expect as Saturn travels through each of the twelve houses. Designed to be read by individual placement as well as by current house, here is a comforting, fun resource for astrology buffs and newcomers alike seeking connection and answers in times of great personal transformation. SATURN RETURN IS IN: Move over Mercury in Retrograde, Saturn Return is taking your place in the cosmic zeitgeist. ?Prepare yourself for this mind-altering shift that is written in the stars. This book is for anyone in their twenties or quickly approaching their thirties. ASTROLOGY BOOK FOR ALL: Find humor, solace, and answers through modern interpretations of ancient astrology. This irresistibly funny and engaging book breaks down complex information into accessible content for anyone at any astrology skill level, from people who know their sun, moon, and rising signs to those entirely new to star charts and horoscopes. EXPERT WISDOM: Beloved NYLON Magazine astrologer David Odyssey has been making astrology fun and approachable for his readers for years and is an expert when it comes to planetary movements, pop culture, and crisis—the ideal tour guide through this era of your own personal doom (and how best to ride the massive change waves created by this cosmic juggernaut the rest of the time as well).