For the baby-faced dictator in your life, a guide to throwing shindigs that go off like an intercontinental ballistic missile.

?????! Please express profound gratitude to Revered Marshall Kim Jong-un, who generously provides boundless wisdom to the people. In this book, he instructs his adoring subjects on how to party down in a one-party state. A good knees-up can lift workers' spirits, taking their minds off political repression, food scarcity and a total lack of free speech. Not that any of those are issues in North Korea, despite what Western propagandists might say.

Kim Jong FUN is the #1 bestselling book in the DPRK! And, coincidentally, the only one you can buy.