Everyday Vampirism. Gross-out Popsicles. Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating. Vice Presidential Fashion Advice. Never Pay a Dentist Again!

These books are so bad they're brilliant and they'll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud colouring pages. Here you'll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise retirement strategies, ill-advised memoirs, and unlikely beach reads.

It's the perfect collection of gifts not to get the whole family, but as a gift for yourself, it's bound to bring joy.