In a world of Instagram-worthy homes and Pinterest-perfect meals, sometimes the best way of doing things feels unattainable. Leave Your Dishes in the Sink teaches you how to work with life's most relatable habits to create the illusion of upkeep and a facade of cleanliness. Taking you room by room, from the kitchen and the living room to the bedroom and the bathroom, you'll learn the proper, aka easiest, way of doing things. Avoid dirty dishes by eating out of the jar. Choose the houseplant that will match your level of self-doubt. And who needs folding the laundry when you have The Chair? You'll even find out how to entertain your guests without them noticing you haven't vacuumed your carpet since you signed your lease--