Is this the right book for you? Take the Crazy Test and find out. Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised? Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud? Do you often waste your time on tests like this one? Score: one point for every 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are completely crazy. You'll love this book. 1-2 You are not completely crazy, but you are not far off it. You will love this book. 0 You are so crazy you don't even realise you're crazy. You will love this book.