DISC 1

SPLODGENESSABOUNDS

1. THE MALCOLM OPERA

- ‘COURSE YOU CAN MALCOLM

- MALCOLM’S MUM

- BLOCKED UP NOSES AREN’T MUCH FUN

2. WHIMSY ZOOM ZOOM

3. IT’S THAT SOUND

4. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A FEMALE PLUMBER FROM HARLESDEN NW10

5. ANARCHY CHAOS STANLEY OGDEN

6. BLOW AWAY LIKE A FART IN A THUNDERSTORM

7. POISON BABIES VS BATMAN (Featuring The Pints)

8. TWO LITTLE BOYS

9. ROLF

10. I’VE GOT LOTS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE LIVING UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS OF MY HUMBLE ABODE

11. PORKY SCRATCHINGS

12. SIMON TEMPLAR

13. DESERT ISLAND JOE (Featuring Des O’Island)

14. WHAT’S THAT FUNNY NOISE?

15. WIFFY SMELLS

16. TWO PINTS (DUB)

BONUS TRACKS

17. MICHAEL BOOTH’S TALKING BUM

18. TWO PINTS OF LAGER

19. WE’RE PATHETIQUE

20. ISUBALEENE (PART 2)

21. HORSE

22. SOX

23. BUTTERFLY

24. BICYCLE SEAT

25. BICYCLE SEAT (DUB)

26. COWPUNK MEDLUM

– HIGH NOON

– GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY - BONANZA

27. BROWN PAPER

28. HAVE YOU GOT A LIGHT BOY?

29. MORNING MILKY

30. YARMOUTH 5-0

31. BROWN PAPER (DUB)

DISC 2

IN SEARCH OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN GUSSETTS

1. POOH ‘OO’S TRUMPED

2. IN SEARCH OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN GUSSETTS

3. ‘OLD Y A CHERRIES

4. TOUGH SHIT WILSON

5. MY BAKED BEAN

6. CRABS

7. OVERDRAMATIC SONGS (IN VERY LOW VOICES)

8. FREEFALL FROM PARADISE

9. GRAFFITI

10. RENFREW

11. A VERY UNFUNNY COMEDIAN?

12. WHAT’S THRU’ THIS DOORRRRRR...

13. PATHETIQUE

14. PILCHARD FREAK

15. MOUTH AND TROUSERS

16. WE LUV WE

17. GIVE IT SOME BOLLOX

18. NO NO YEAH

19. LES SPLODGE SINGERS (THE BETTER)

20. ‘OLE IN THE WALL

21. SLOOSHALONGAMAX

22. CIGARETTE

23. SEVEN GOLDEN GUSSETTS (REPRISE) BONUS TRACKS (MAX ‘N’ GAL THE BROTHERS GONAD)

24. DELILAH

25. LAGER TOP

26. SANDRA

27. MY GRANDMA (HURLY BURLY) (IKO IKO)

28. THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

THE DEMOS

29. TWO LITTLE BOYS

30. TWO PINTS OF LAGER

31. DELIRIOUS

DISC 3

A NIGHTMARE ON RUDE STREET

1. TOUCH OF THE RODS (A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A QUIREBOY)

2. ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD

3. DOUBLE ENTENDRES (SONG FOR FINBARR)

4. LEMMY’S MOLE (WART?)

5. LAGER IN THE HOUSE

6. GO THE WHOLE HOG

7. DANGEROUS

8. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT

9. HAEMORRHOIDS

10. RUDE BOY

11. THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

BONUS TRACKS: LIVE AND LOUD!

12. INTRO

13. ‘OLD YA CHERRIES

14. CRABS

15. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A FEMALE PLUMBER FROM HARLESDEN NW10

16. TOUGH SHIT WILSON

17. TWO LITTLE BOYS

18. PATHETIQUE

19. BOHEMIAN WALKWAY

20. MORNING MILKY

21. MICHAEL BOOTH’S TALKING BUM

22. THE BUTTERFLY SONG

23. WHAT’S THAT FUNNY NOISE

24. TWO PINTS OF LAGER

25. BIG BOY SHORTS

26. SHANG A LANG

DISC 4

I DON’T KNOW

1. SCRAPYARD

2. MYSOCKSGONEDOWNMYSHOE

3. POOCHIE

4. IWOULDN’TLIE

5. HAVING A BEER

6. LULLABYOFMONGOLIA

7. TRUNCHEON MEA T SQUAD

8. POOCHIE(SLIGHTRETURN)

9. IDON’TKNOW

10.MONGOLS ON THE STREETS OF LONDON

11.I’M ANGRY

12.SINGING OUT OF TUNE

13.GENGHIS KHAN

14.THE THINGS THAT MAKE THE MONGOLS SO GREAT

15.PATRICK MOORE (HE TALKS TO ME)

DISC 5

THE ARTFUL SPLODGER

1. PRIMROSEOFTHEVALLEY

2. BLOODYDISGRACE

3. NAUSEA VOMITING DIAHOREA

4. AFISTFULOFSHITTERS

5. DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT

6. STORMFROMTHEEAST

7. THELAUGHINGPOLICEMAN

8. 667,THENEIGHBOUROFTHEBEAST

9. TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS (2001)

10.WOE IS ME

11. A TINNY OR TWO

12.PARALLEL LINES

13.NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS

14.I DON’T KNOW WHAT DID I DO THAT FOR?

15.EGG SANDWICH

16.WHAT I DO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS