Les Norton’s Hawaiian holiday should have been just like in the tourist brochures: balmy days, blue seas, palm trees swaying in the moonlight. Instead, one of Norton’s old friends turns out to be the biggest brothel owner in America. Through her, Les meets Mitzi Moonkiss and the Japanese Yakuza ? lesbian geisha girls ? and every time he puts his head out the door some boofhead US marine is looking for a fight. And somewhere in the middle of all of this, a crazed serial killer is on the loose with a bayonet. Aloha, Les.