That's hot. That's not.

Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott (Paris Hilton) since he first laid eyes on her at the impressionable age of six. In the intervening years, there have been other women in Nate's life, but none who could measure up to Cristabel. Convinced Cristabel is the only girl for him, Nate decides to move back to L.A. and track her down. The good news: she's still single and stunning. The bad news: there's a reason she's still single. Cristabel is still best friends with the same ugly little girl from first grade, June Phigg (Christine Lakin). The two are inseparable. They live together. They go to yoga together. They would even go on double dates together ...if only June could get a date.Cristabel decides not to date anyone until June has someone special in her life. Determined to spend as much time as possible with Cristabel, Nate sets out to find a boyfriend for June. As Nate and June become friends and she emerges from her cocoon, Nate slowly realises that the girl of his dreams may not be the hottie at all...