The beers and tears of twenty-something life.

Series 1

Episode One: Fags, Shags and Kebabs
Feisty Donna needs to find a boyfriend to convince her acidic mother, Flo that she is neither gay nor repellent to men. With limited men at her disposal, it looks like Gaz will have to do. With a bit of pressure from his best mate Jonny, Gaz reluctantly agrees to a meet Donna down the pub providing that Jonny and Janet go along too.

Episode Two: Spunk
Slender Louise develops a worrying obsession with her weight. Eventually she is cured when she notices her sudden weight loss has given her something far worse - stretch marks. Jonny is sick of being ?Mr Nice Guy? and under Gaz?s guidance tries his best at being a rogue.

Episode Three: Bone with the Wind
Flo wants Donna to move out, but Donna is absolutely intent on staying. Unfortunately she inadvertently left her toothbrush propped next to Gaz's on his bathroom shelf, causing him to have a massive bout of commitment-paranoia.

Episode Four: Angry Wangry
Louise tells Janet that being well educated makes you more demure and sophisticated, so Janet decides to enrol as a student. Janet is invited to a poetry recital by Cameron, a rich, pompous and thoroughly obnoxious student. She takes to the stage and humiliates herself, much to Cameron's smug amusement.

Episode Five: Lard
The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her 'crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner. Jonny, however, doesn?t find the fact that he has been fantasising about Louise quite so funny.

Episode Six: Ugly Babies
The pitter patter of tiny feet may be just around the corner for Janet and Jonny. Janet turns to Donna and Louise for advice. Louise is her usual tactless self in her reaction, 'Excellent, I have a single mum friend to show off to my friends at University' while Donna heads to the chemist to buy Janet a pregnancy test.

Series 2

Episode One
Donna thinks she's pregnant and Gaz is scared out his wits at the prospect of becoming a father. Meanwhile, Louise is exercising her psychic powers and, following the spirits' career advice, Ralf undertakes a new career involving a black leotard.

Episode Two
Louise has a new boyfriend who is desperate to get into her pants. Janet throws a dinner party and Gaz and Donna attempt to get to know one another better. Jonny wins some money on a Scratchcard and everyone has plans for the money. Jonny, however, has his own ideas.

Episode Three: Dirty Girls
Jonny discovers that Janet has been keeping an old love letter from her ex Andy. Flo asks Donna to move out so that she can start up a massage parlour in her old bedroom. Louise makes a decision about James, controversially involving Donna and Janet in the decision.


Episode Four
Gaz looks after Jonny while he is ill and Louise buys a puppy. Donna is worried that Jonny isn't really ill and is just pretending to avoid her because she's moved in with him and Janet. Gaz is desperate to ask Donna something important and Janet runs into her old flame Andy, with startling consequences.

Episode Five
Jonny isn't speaking to Janet and takes Gaz?s advice on what to do about their relationship, with unfortunate results. Donna has moved in with Gaz and they decide to lay down some ground rules, much to Donna's regret. Louise is upset that Jonny and Janet might split up and tries her hand at reconciliation.

Episode Six
Donna is living with Jonny and Janet is living with Gaz. Jonny thinks Janet has gone to live with Andy and, pushed by Donna, goes to get Janet back. Meanwhile, Louise thinks that astrology is the answer to everyone's problems.