Get Over It

Have you ever been given something you never knew you needed until you had it? Well, this book is not one of those things. Let's be honest; you opened a book called Get Over It and read the first chapter title, which makes no sense at all (I'll walk you through it later, I promise). What do you expect? I am not a professional writer, not like that's an actual profession anyway. I am not a psychologist that will analyze and explain every stupid theory about why your personality and behavior are the way they are. I am simply here to tell you how it is, how it should be, and how we have a huge problem that needs to be addressed in our modern era. That problem is of course…Men (insert women cheering here).
Before I go into the bashing of my own gender (wait, am I allowed to say "gender" anymore?), let me first begin with a bit of forewarning; "I am not here to make friends"—former employee. This book will explore unpopular but correct opinions, uncomfortable topics, spurn facts and most importantly, will make you laugh; or at least produce a slight giggle at times. There may be some questionable language, crude comments, and unveiling of harsh realities. Some (probably most) of you will find this content frustrating. It might even make the stick that's up your ass itch a bit more than usual. Now, you can sit here and clench your fists while cursing my name (it's Ryan, in case you didn't know) OR you can honestly come to grips with how far we have degraded as a society. Maybe, just maybe, addressing these subjects could help us get to a level that I find acceptable (what an arrogant asshole right?). Stop being an uptight bitch and enjoy.