This calendar has months. It has days. And it has the occasional bullsht holiday. What more do you need to know?

Time to get your sht together. It's a f*cking 2026 calendar!

Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical, and relatable, this swearing calendar will help you let it out, cut the crap, and (maybe) swearing will help!

The perfect hanging wall calendar for your kitchen or home office, and an incredible white elephant gift or gag gift for adults!

Features-12-month wall calendar (January-December 2026) with vibrant, full-color designsEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper12" x 12" trim size with sturdy hole for easy hanging

Over 200 hilarious and practical stickers for adults

Ample writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointments

Plus funny, motivational reminders and plenty of space to write your own to-do lists each month

Holidays and observances. 2027 calendar year at a glance