But whatever they do and wherever they go, the children are there, casting a shadow over them and ruining their plans.

With the seemingly never-ending demands of parenthood - whether it is potty training, toddler tantrums, or a troop of monkeys attacking a babysitter (well, of course!) - something always stands in the way of a good time. Put simply, Matty and Ash can't catch a break.

Finally, however, they get what they want... a night out without kids! But where would they rather be?

Inspired by their Two Doting Dads podcast, Matty J and Ash bring you anything but a straightforward how to parent guide in this silly, hilarious, and ultimately moving picture book. And beautifully illustrated by Dan Gray-Barnett, this wacky tale can be enjoyed by adults and kids alike.