I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

Instant National Bestseller! Wall Street Journal and USA Today Bestseller! Three-timeNew York Timesbestseller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t. As seen on Fox News's Fox & Friends!"As the revolution reaches its final, most humorless stage, there's no better, braver, or more insightful observer than Adam Carolla. You may feel despondent about what's happening right now. This book will remind you that you should also be amused." —Tucker Carlson InI'm Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and "emotional support animal" owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on "safe space" filled college campuses. Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars "made with love," Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the "hashtag heroes" who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species. "Adam and I agree on absolutelynothingbut he's a sharp, smart, funnyguy to disagree with. And there's a human heart under all the gruffness, snark, and melted cheese." —Patton Oswalt Frank, funny, and utterlyunapologetic, this is notabook for those who need a trigger warning, but is THE book foreveryonewhowantsto hit the snooze bar on the "woke" culture. "Adam has written a funny, insightful book with a powerful message a bunch of people will manage to be offended by without reading it." —Tim Allen "Adam has done it again!In this book he's managed to make me laugh at one moment, then cry out "What an idiot!" in the next. His own blue-collar mastery of the language invites the reader into the conversation—just like the podcast—so much so that I breezed through the book in only one sitting on the toilet."—Bryan Cranston