DISC 1

How To Become A Virgin

Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?

Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur

Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed

The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office

Perils Of Believing In Round Squares

Flash's Theme

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe

Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs

Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine

Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby

Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

Flight Of The Wounded Locust

Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed

Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

This Is Radio Surgery

Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

Sever The Toes

Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

Moth-Eaten Deer Head

DISC 2

Brand New Set Of Teeth

How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector

Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth

Dog Without A Collar (run Over Red Rover)

Normal Run Of The Muck (compensation For Conversation)

Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees

Straight From The Horse's Mouth

An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat

Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

Backbones Of Jack Asses

Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour

High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family

Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (an Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)

Kill Roger Hedgecock

Hairspray Suppository

Cattle Mutilation

Prepare To Qualify

Pain Reliever

Off By A Long Shot

#99

Head Hits Concrete

Ass Gravity

Keep Off The Tracks