Throughout the history of fi lm there have been many classics...This is not one of them. Welcome to Tales From the Crapper, an epic of biblical proportions and questionable taste. Boasting the greatest cast and largest breasts ever assembled in Troma's thirty year history, Tales From the Crapper will cause you to lock your door, look under your bed and pray for daylight. Filmed on three continents, over a three year period, with six directors, fi fteen writers and a cast of hundreds, Tales from the Crapper adds up to pure en-TROMA-tainment! Hosted by everyones favourite harbinger of the horrible, The Crapkeeper, Tales from the Crapper boasts not one but TWO fi lms in one extraordinary digital feature! Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! And twice the boobies! Tired of searching for the perfect blend of highbrow entertainment, kung-fu action, alien adventure and hot vampire lesbian sex? Well, look no further, because Tales from the Crapper is the perfect combination of those things!