3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity.

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Zoolander is the most beautiful creature in the world and nearly as good looking as he thinks he is... With the face of an angel, the locks of a god, and the brain of a single cell amoeba, Zoolander is the most famous face in the world; winning the 'Male Model Of The Year' award 3 years running. And he knows he's a shoo-in this year. But a hot new contender has just hit the catwalks - Hansel. One name, no brain. Now this pair of vain, vacuous airheads are about to contend fashion world's most catty contest - the 'catwalk-off'. Someone is going to get his hair messed up! But before the gel has time to set, a crazed fashion designer hatches a plot to brainwash Zoolander into committing a crime more heinous than bad fashion sense.