“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SANTA STARES INTO THE ABYSS

This set of three glass 2″” diameter Existentialist Ornaments features an all-star lineup of existential thought that will add a dash of “cheer” to your tree.

You get Albert Camus, Simone de Beauvoir, and Jean-Paul Sartre to help you stare into the abyss of the holidays. There’s also a completely hopeless and cynical quote on the back of each one to add a dash of reality to the family Christmas. Includes string for hanging.”