“NAKED SQUIRRELS ARE NOT CHRISTMAS-FRIENDLY DECORATIONS Have you ever looked at your tree and thought that there was something missing.

I mean all those meaningful and nostalgic ornaments are there, but where is the nonsensical, irrational ornament? Well, we’ve solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament. Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. In fact, we think you’d be nuts not to have one! Made of glass, it’s 4″” tall and includes string or can stand on its own.”