Hey, you! Yes, you with the nose. Do you like adventure stories? Yes? Oh. Maybe try another book.

This one is about me - Vognox the Viking - and I REALLY don't like adventures. There isn't a single exciting thing in here.

Well, okay, there is that bit when I almost get sucked into a giant whirlpool.

And the part where I'm chased by a dragon.

And all those skeletons. And then... arggh!

Who am I kidding? It's that Awful Awfa that keeps making me do all of these awful adventures.

Who knows what will happen next?

Maybe you should read it, after all...