“INSTEAD OF EATING IT, USE IT TO BEAT CAROLERS The Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane is designed to appeal to the grump/curmudgeon in your life. We all know someone who doesn’t enjoy the holidays, so why not give them a white flavorless cane to brandish when they complain about overplayed Christmas carols and how the holiday is all about greed and spending.

This candy cane has no added color or flavor, so it reflects exactly what they feel about the holidays. It has no Christmas spirit whatsoever. It’s the perfect thing for them to eat after their turkey TV dinner when they’ve turned off the Macy’s parade in disgust. It’s one 10-1/4″” cane in a box that is guaranteed to make even the grumpiest holiday hater crack a smile.”