Les caught the DJ's eye. 'Hey mate,' he said. 'If I give you ten bucks, will you play two songs for me?' 'Mate,' replied the DJ. 'For ten bucks, I'll play you Tiny Tim singing A Pub With No Beer in Vietanamese.' Look out Wagga Wagga. Les Norton's in town and he feels like dancing. Extreme Polo. The wildest game on water. That's what it said on TV. All Les had to do was drive down to Wagga Wagga for an old mate who owed him a favour, Neville (Nizegy) Nixon, and pick up the Murrumbidgee Mud Crabs. Then keep them at Coogee till they played the Sydney Sea Snakes in the grand final at Homebush Aquatic Centre. And naturally there would be a giant earn in it for him. Why not? though Les, he had the week off from work. Next thing, Norton was on his way to the Riverina to meet the locals, the lovelies and oogie, oogie, oogie. Do the Mud Crab Boogie.