Get ready for Helen...

Meet Helen. She likes to masturbate with vegetables and thinks that bodily hygiene is greatly overrated. She greedily consumes any drug that comes her way and shocks those around her by speaking about a range of socially-unacceptable topics. She is a handful for her divorced parents, yet longs to see her family reunited. She only feels truly at home with her friend and soul mate Corinna, who is her partner in crime as she smashes social taboos one by one. One day, Helen has an intimate shaving accident which necessitates surgery and, in her usual manner, she makes waves through the hospital with her fierce wit and candid manner. Seeing a chance to reconcile her parents at her sickbed, Helen finds an ally in her male nurse, Robin, who sweeps her well and truly off her feet...